Posts Tagged ‘leisure and humor’

Wedding

Ill-fated queen flopped in the center of the board and scattered other shapes within a radius of three meters. Terrible cry janitor: "I'll kill you!" Barsik found on the roof, where he climbed poobsohnut. Dry it was boring, legs sticking to the warm tar, and the cat was rubbing against the right side of the antenna, which last a whole day to set one of the tenants. Antenna safely fell. In search of something about what can be wiped, mountain-commando, this time upstairs, downstairs and out into the yard. Jon Venverloh pursues this goal as well. That's it, hung on the clothesline – an old blanket. Barsik hung on the rug and pulled him to the ground. This ugliness seen plaid hostess, who lives on the eighth floor of an old woman, unsociable, spiteful, yet not without a certain charm attached to her senile marasmus.

'Eva, what udumal' – said the old woman and began to scare the cat cries "Shoo!" and "Shish!", but is it could scare Barsik! On the contrary, he rolled onto his back and began to crawl on the rug. Old woman began to whistle, but instead she came whistling strange hissing, then it's a hiss, which suggests neighbors on the idea that the survivor of crazy old woman somewhere had got a snake. Not having succeeded in whistling, plaid hostess, she has donated to the wedding, she took a mop and swung to the best of sciatica, run it from the eighth floor. Mop, whistling past the painters, stuck in the ground a few steps from Barsik, he looked up, then suddenly jumped up and made it in time: the second swab muffled banged on the rug.

Calculation

And then shabby men liquid humps Venerku dragged naked on the roof of a stone hut. This was a zelo comely and round, quite simple and naked, yes, we see patients with severe! And the horse thought: 'narodec weak! Although there is not life, and grace – this is not a woman with a stone, And with a simple can not cope! Help them, whether that, in this really? ' And, rolling up his sleeves and went to the workers that galdeli and hail were thrown in the word. He shouted to them: 'Guys! Hush! " Venerku forcibly dragged, one dragged her onto the roof and there he built into a corner. Horse left in the collective farm: What are two such hands! and rolled, flew its overseas Days! One day a rumor was that the current building will survey itself Innocent Barbarina, Pisa old engineer. And so, gray and , old man piercing stares, throws a quick question and really seems angry. He leafed through his notebook – Calculation of yellow leaves: Its construction was not enough flight in the sky. Height! Beard, a narrow, like radish, thin fingers Sutch, he did not see that behind Fyodor He looked in his notebook over his shoulder. To clearer impact, hands Fyodor beckoned and the famous pizantsu In Russian said: 'Hey! Not so! " And nail Fedkin, hard and dirty, according to the draft drew a line, and Barbarina old Fryazinov, saw in the building height! And he said to envy of other things, that the horse – a very capable skiff, he can be a great architect, Secrets of the case studied. .

Winter Recreation

The first choice in the ussr, snowmobiling, Leonid. Previously, this type of vacation would allow only the party elite. But fortunately those days are gone. Today, many snowmobiles for recreation. Our otechnstvennye snowmobiles can not boast of good technical performance and reliability. For these reasons, many opt for foreign modelyah.Ih value ranges from 5000 for supported and up to 15000 dollars for snowmobiles premium. All snowmobiles are divided into four classes: utilitarian, travel, sports and children.

Utilitarian created as to work. They have wide tracks, a reliable engine great resource, neubivaemy suspension. In tourist snowmobiles are done for the comfort of the driver and passenger. They calculated the most driving long distances at high speed. Tourists have a softer suspension than utilitarian snowmobiles, heated handles driver and passenger, navigator. In sports snegohodahvse taken for a ride at maximum speed. They have a narrow gussennitsa, powerful engine (170 hp), lightweight frame.

If the utilitarian Snowmobiles have a cruising speed of 120 cms hour, then sports, it surpasses 200mkmv hour. But the snowmobile, as well as any technique has a number of problems that many do not want to face, such as repairs, costly maintenance, insurance, preservation of the summer, registration, obtaining the rights, thus passing In addition, not everyone can afford an expensive purchase, but the desire to skate great. In this case, helps the rental snowmobiles. Rentals For several years been actively developing in Russia, especially at ski resorts. In many rentals there as hourly wages and per night. Also very popular Saffar snowmobiling. In any case, for those wishing to engage in recreational activities there snowmobile, the main desire.

Donations

In the allocation of donations and the definition of order transitions is that the odd couple (or half of the table) Represents a full table. For example, if you want to install four and a half tables set five tables, if necessary, install seven and a half Noah tables – eight tables, etc. reconciliation of results doubles Mitchell all pairs of North-South play the same hand, and the same applies to the pairs of East and West. In this connection, each pair has the ability to compare their results with other pairs (of course, with a similar seating arrangement). One can argue that there are two separate competitions: one for pairs of North-South, the other – for a couple of East-West. In each group, determined One pair of winners, who should receive equivalent awards.

calculation of results in match points counting results for match points is the most equitable and therefore most often used in duplicate bridge. In this system, all scored by pairs of North-South cooperation in the delivery, are recorded for comparison in a vertical column of the table. For example, if the game is played on seven tables and will be received seven of the results table with the high result receives six points Match as he won over all other tables, table runner, gets five points as he defeated the remaining five tables, etc. Similarly, recorded and compared the results of pairs of East and West. Each delivery is evaluated separately, and then calculated the total number of Match points awarded to each pair. Match the number of points on each deposit is number of couples who lost in the draw date. Consequently, the total number of Match points represents the total number of couples who lost all surrender.

Couple with largest number of Match Points in each group is the winner in this group. Entry points to the easiest, provided each purse transition score card, which stays with the bag throughout the game. In this card are entered all results of the drawing of the bag. Transition scorecard develops in such a way that was not visible to its front side, and embedded in one of the pockets of each handbag. After completing the drawing of the bag at each table a player deploys North transitional scorecard on the row corresponding to the number of his pair, and writes an account (plus or minus), after which again puts the card in the pocket of a handbag.